Econ, Oh Xiao

October 21, 2008

Economic Update…….

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.
With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle..

howtoavoidthebummerlife

I don’t like beer, but I do like soda. Soda is cheaper then beer.

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Feels So Long Ago

October 20, 2008

It reads June 9, 2008. We were done with school but not quite graduated. I payed the bus driver fifty cents, though I was already 18. Put the transfer in my pocket, and thought nothing of it. Went off to have a picnic. Asked you guys about hemming my APC’s and still have yet to, or else there would probably be no post of this now. Memories for fifty cents. I’ll take one please.

My First Monthly Dose

October 4, 2008

Sam and Xiao meet the Cycledelics.

Xiao Makes Smiles

July 16, 2008

So like I was mashing like hella hard on the Bay Area RT, right? And, then this hyphy bitch, ok not really, but I sound like hella hard when I call people that, all up in a SFO getup luggage and all and like he sat down across from me and he was like all up in my bike’s grillz, I saw him like eyefucking my Xiao card and then he like looked at me and smiled… we shared a moment. It was magical…. unicorns shitting rainbows, magical.

Hypsterism x WOW Tee

June 15, 2008

hella mad limited custom one of a kind AHMAGAHD *drool*wipe*drool*

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STEP ONE

STEP TWO

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STEP THREE

PROFIT!!

Hrm. I feel there is something to be said. Not quite sure what. I’d like to thank XIAO SHOE. Without you, NONE of this would be possible. I wish you much social luck in your future. Secondly, I’d like to thank my partner in crime, Sam. Thanks for playing designer with me. Without your mad C&L (cut and laminate) skills BAHAHAHA!, sorry… Today, a dollar and juice. Tomorrow, greasy pizza. The future, millions of billions. And lastly thanks to our supporters, except Nuri.

Inspiration & Creation

June 3, 2008

OH! I’m SUPPOSED to suck. This smart man puts it all into perspective. Though he’s talking about story telling and journalism, his ideas are universal to most subjects. Keep on going on.

cmirsky’s denim. I love them. They scream, “FUCK designer denim. Make them your own.” Would you pay them to sit for you? Would you pay them to run for you? Would you pay them to bike for you? Would you pay them to walk for you? Why pay them to RUIN your jeans?

THE hypsterism x fazed-girl collaboration of epic proportions. Ask and you shall receive. Those who give, get. (donations ❤ to the I don’t want to go on a ramen diet fund) JK they’re free… cheapskate.

I Eat Dog

May 4, 2008

Splendid day I must say.

If this is how being an artist feels like, I can definately get used to it. Thanks for coming out. You don’t know how much it means to me. Much <<33

Should I tell them I ate their dog? Yes, it was good.

AP COMP SCI + WOFL PARADE + JAVA CHIP FRAP = nerdy hipster chocoholic?

Oh, I’m such a tease.

PROJECT X ARE GO!

May 1, 2008

hype hype hype hype… hrm?